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Possible Undiscovered Planets

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Superman lies near the bird/plane boundary over a range of distances, which explains the confusion.
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samuel
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An immediate classic.
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Groxx
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Birds that are 6 to 8 meters in diameter? Maybe he has a T-Rex on his block? https://twitter.com/OffDaMolly/status/690702529898872833?s=09
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silberbaer
3010 days ago
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Why is the Earth so far away from "me"?
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tdarby
3010 days ago
measuring from the center.
bakablur
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I am disappointed in the lack of "Objects formerly known as planets" on the diagram. Where is the pluto love!
Ironica
3010 days ago
"Dwarf Planets" in light pink.
bakablur
3010 days ago
Sure, there is a bucket for pluto, but the bucket is empty. Pluto gets jipped again!
lamontcg
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I'm not certain birds would be able to clear their own orbits...
pavel_lishin
3010 days ago
I don't know, corvids are pretty smart. They'd probably find use a tool to clear the debris in their orbits.
hobbified
3008 days ago
The stuff in their orbits is bugs, which birds are effective at clearing :)

Timeghost

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'Hello, Ghostbusters?' 'ooOOoooo people born years after that movie came out are having a second chiiiild right now ooOoooOoo'
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yashimii
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Gruselig
Fidtz
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In 3 years time, Star Wars will be 40 years old. In 5 years time the Phantom Disappointment will be 20 years old.
JayM
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digdoug
3570 days ago
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I am this guy/ghost.
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Ferret
3570 days ago
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UGH
tante
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Timeghost
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alt-text: 'Hello, Ghostbusters?' 'ooOOoooo people born years after that movie came out are having a second chiiiild right now ooOoooOoo'
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Heartbleed Explanation

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Are you still there, server? It's me, Margaret.
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Jerom
3653 days ago
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Я больше шар не видел. Супер пост.
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tomazed
3656 days ago
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crystal clear
josephwebster
3658 days ago
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This is actually a very good explanation.
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PreparedPup
3659 days ago
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XKCD explains heartbleed
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Lacrymosa
3659 days ago
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good simple explanation of heartbleed
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jchristopherslice
3660 days ago
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Computer Science 101
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PaulPritchard
3660 days ago
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The best explanation of Heartbleed I've seen.
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chrisminett
3660 days ago
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xkcd does it again!
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katster
3661 days ago
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Simple is good.
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mitthrawnuruodo
3661 days ago
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Best explanation, yet.
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mrnevets
3661 days ago
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Heartbleed: a simple explanation. It affected a huge number of websites. Be safe and change your passwords!
macjustice
3661 days ago
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Best explanation yet.
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jkevmoses
3661 days ago
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Great explanation of Heartbleed that is causing internet security issues all over the place.
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srsly
3661 days ago
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You know I'm only sharing this because I've never seen a story this shared before. 56 people! 57 now.

I should get back to work.
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grammargirl
3661 days ago
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Clearest explanation I've seen by FAR.
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smadin
3661 days ago
yeah, I think this does a very good job of making clear JUST HOW BAD this is.
glindsey1979
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If you aren't a techie, this will explain the Heartbleed bug to you super-simply.
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chrispt
3661 days ago
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Perfect explanation of how Heartbleed works.
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aaronwe
3661 days ago
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Perfect.
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sfringer
3661 days ago
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In a nutshell!
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JayM
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adamgurri
3662 days ago
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nice
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bgschaid
3662 days ago
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You can’t explain it simpler and more to the point
bogorad
3662 days ago
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Умеет!
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Covarr
3662 days ago
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Ah, now I understand.
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rohitt
3660 days ago
Yes. Clear as a day
revme
3662 days ago
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This actually makes it really clear.
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Alt text: Are you still there, server? It's me Margaret.
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debops

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Debops

What I like the most about being a Developer is building tools to (hopefully) make someone's life better.

I like it when my software gets used, and people thank me for it, because there was a need they had that wasn't met before, and thanks to my software now it is being met.

I am maintaining software for meteorological research that is soon going to be 10 years old, and is still evolving and getting Real Work done.

I like to develop software as if it is going to become a part of human cultural heritage, developing beyond my capacity, eventually surviving me, allowing society to declare that the need, small as it was, is now met, and move on to worry about some other problem.

I feel that if I'm not thinking of my software in that way, then I am not being serious. Then I am not developing something fit for other people to use and rely on.

This involves Development as much as it involves Operations: tracking security updates for all the components that make up a system. Testing. Quality assurance. Scalability. Stability. Hardening. Monitoring. Maintenance requirements. Deployment and upgrade workflows. Security.

I came to learn that the requirements put forward by sysadmins are to be taken seriously, because they are the ones whose phone will ring in the middle of the night when your software breaks.

I am also involved in more than one software project. I am responsible for about a dozen web applications deployed out there in the wild, and possibly another dozen of non-web projects, from terabyte-sized specialised archival tools to little utilities that are essential links in someone's complex toolchain.

I build my software targeting Debian Stable + Backports. At FOSDEM I noticed that some people consider it uncool. I was perplexed.

It provides me with gives me a vast and reasonably recent set of parts to use to build my systems.

It provides me with gives me a single bug tracking system for all of them, and tools to track known issues in the systems I deployed.

It provides me with gives me a stable platform, with a well documented upgrade path to the next version.

It gives me a release rhythm that allows me to enjoy the sweet hum of spinning fans thinking about my next mischief, instead of spending my waking time chasing configuration file changes and API changes deep down in my dependency chain.

It allows me to rely on Debian for security updates, so I don't have to track upstream activity for each one of the building blocks of the systems I deploy.

It allows me not to worry about a lot of obscure domain specific integration issues. Coinstallability of libraries with different ABI versions. Flawless support for different versions of Python, or Lua, or for different versions of C++ compilers.

It has often happened to me to hear someone rant about a frustrating situation, wonder how come it had never happened to me, and realise that someone in Debian, who happens to be more expert than I can possibly be, had thought hard about how to deal with that issue, years before.

I know I cannot be an expert of the entire stack from bare iron all the way up, and I have learnt to stand on the shoulders of giants.

'Devops' makes sense for me in that it hints at this cooperation between developers and operators, having constructive communication, knowing that each side has their own needs, trying their best to meet them all.

It hints at a perfect world where developers and operators finally come to understand and trust each other's judgement.

I don't know that about perfect world, but I, a developer, do like to try to understand and trust the judgement of sysadmins.

I sympathise with my sysadmin friends who feel that devops is turning into a trend of developers thinking they can do without sysadmins. Reinventing package managers. Bundling dependencies. Building "apps" apps instead of components.

I wish that people who deploy a system built on such premises, have it become so successful that they end up being paid to maintain them for their whole career. That is certainly what I wish and strive for, for me and my own projects.

In my experience, a sustainable and maintainable system won't come out of the startup mindset of building something quick&dirty, then sell it and move on to something else.

In I my experience, the basis for having sustainable and maintainable systems have been well known and tested in Debian, and several other distributions, for over two decades.

At FOSDEM, we thought that we need a name for such a mindset.

Between beers, that name came to be "debops". (It's not just Debian, though: many other distributions get it right, too)

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Ineed nice writeup!. Very well reasoned. I being myself a Debian guy had been questioned multiple times why I want to package fonts/webapps by my friends. But as Enrico said I sympathize with my sysadmin friends who had keep system running without messing things up
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“[Debian's release cycle] gives me a release rhythm that allows me to enjoy the sweet hum of spinning fans thinking about my next mischief, instead of spending my waking time chasing configuration file changes and API changes deep down in my dependency chain.”
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copyninja
3727 days ago
Glad you like the Debian's release cycle! There are many people showing up and criticizing our release cycle.

Untrue claims by NHS IT chief

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If you listen to Radio 4 from 0810 on BBC iPlayer, you’ll hear a debate between Phil Booth of MedConfidential and Tim Kelsey of NHS England – the guy driving the latest NHS data grab.

Tim Kelsey made a number of misleading claims. He claimed for example that in 25 years there had never been a single case of patient confidentiality compromise because of the HES data kept centrally on all hospital treatments. This was untrue. A GP practice manager, Helen Wilkinson, was stigmatised stignatised as an alcoholic on HES because of a coding error. She had to get her MP to call a debate in Parliament to get this fixed (and even after the minister promised it had been fixed, it hadn’t been; that took months more pushing).

Second, when Tim pressed Phil for a single case where data had been compromised, Phil said “Gordon Brown”. Kelsey’s rebuttal was “That was criminal hacking.” Again, this was untrue; Gordon Brown’s information was accessed by Andrew Jamieson, a doctor in Dunfermline, who abused his authorised access to the system. He was not prosecuted because this was not in the public interest. Yeah, right. And now Kelsey is going to give your GP records not just to almost everyone in the NHS but to university researchers (I have been offered access though I’m not even a medic and despite the fact that academics have lost millions of records in the past), to drug firms like GlaxoSmithKline, and even to Silicon-Valley informatics companies such as 23andme. 23andme.

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Testing infrastructure with serverspec

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Checking if your servers are configured correctly can be done with IT automation tools like Puppet, Chef, Ansible or Salt. They allow an administrator to specify a target configuration and ensure it is applied. They can also run in a dry-run mode and report servers not matching the expected configuration.

On the other hand, serverspec is a tool to bring the well known RSpec, a testing tool for the Ruby programming language frequently used for test-driven development, to the infrastructure world. It can be used to remotely test server state through an SSH connection.

Why one would use such an additional tool? Many things are easier to express with a test than with a configuration change, like for example checking that a service is correctly installed by checking it is listening to some port.

Getting started

Good knowledge of Ruby may help but is not a prerequisite to the use of serverspec. Writing tests feels like writing what we expect in plain English. If you think you need to know more about Ruby, here are two short resources to get started:

serverspec’s homepage contains a short and concise tutorial on how to get started. Please, read it. As a first illustration, here is a test checking a service is correctly listening on port 80:

describe port(80) do
  it { should be_listening }
end

The following test will spot servers still running with Debian Squeeze instead of Debian Wheezy:

describe command("lsb_release -d") do
  it { should return_stdout /wheezy/ }
end

Conditional tests are also possible. For example, we want to check the miimon parameter of bond0, but only when the interface is present:

has_bond0 = file('/sys/class/net/bond0').directory?

# miimon should be set to something other than 0, otherwise, no checks
# are performed.
describe file("/sys/class/net/bond0/bonding/miimon"), :if => has_bond0 do
  it { should be_file }
  its(:content) { should_not eq "0\n" }
end

serverspec comes with a complete documentation of available resource types (like port and command) that can be used after the keyword describe.

When a test is too complex to be expressed with simple expectations, it can be specified with arbitrary commands. In the below example, we check if memcached is configured to use almost all the available system memory:

# We want memcached to use almost all memory. With a 2GB margin.
describe "memcached" do
  it "should use almost all memory" do
    total = command("vmstat -s | head -1").stdout # ➊
    total = /\d+/.match(total)[0].to_i
    total /= 1024
    args = process("memcached").args # ➋
    memcached = /-m (\d+)/.match(args)[1].to_i
    (total - memcached).should be > 0
    (total - memcached).should be < 2000
  end
end

A bit more arcane, but still understandable: we combine arbitrary shell commands (in ➊) and use of other serverspec resource types (in ➋).

Advanced use

Out of the box, serverspec provides a strong fundation to build a compliance tool to be run on all systems. It comes with some useful advanced tips, like sharing tests among similar hosts or executing several tests in parallel.

I have setup a GitHub repository to be used as a template to get the following features:

  • assign roles to servers and tests to roles;
  • parallel execution;
  • report generation & viewer.

Host classification

By default, serverspec-init generates a template where each host has its own directory with its unique set of tests. serverspec only handles test execution on remote hosts: the test execution flow (which tests are executed on which servers) is delegated to some Rakefile1. Instead of extracting the list of hosts to test from a directory hiearchy, we can extract it from a file (or from an LDAP server or from any source) and attach a set of roles to each of them:

hosts = File.foreach("hosts")
  .map { |line| line.strip }
  .map do |host|
  {
    :name => host.strip,
    :roles => roles(host.strip),
  }
end

The roles() function should return a list of roles for a given hostname. It could be something as simple as this:

def roles(host)
  roles = [ "all" ]
  case host
  when /^web-/
    roles << "web"
  when /^memc-/
    roles << "memcache"
  when /^lb-/
    roles << "lb"
  when /^proxy-/
    roles << "proxy"
  end
  roles
end

In the snippet below, we create a task for each server as well as a server:all task that will execute the tests for all hosts (in ➊). Pay attention, in ➋, at how we attach the roles to each server.

namespace :server do
  desc "Run serverspec to all hosts"
  task :all => hosts.map { |h| h[:name] } # ➊

  hosts.each do |host|
    desc "Run serverspec to host #{host[:name]}"
    ServerspecTask.new(host[:name].to_sym) do |t|
      t.target = host[:name]
      # ➋: Build the list of tests to execute from server roles
      t.pattern = './spec/{' + host[:roles].join(",") + '}/*_spec.rb'
    end
  end
end

You can check the list of tasks created:

$ rake -T
rake check:server:all      # Run serverspec to all hosts
rake check:server:web-10   # Run serverspec to host web-10
rake check:server:web-11   # Run serverspec to host web-11
rake check:server:web-12   # Run serverspec to host web-12

Parallel execution

By default, each task is executed when the previous one has finished. With many hosts, this can take some time. rake provides the -j flag to specify the number of tasks to be executed in parallel and the -m flag to apply parallelism to all tasks:

$ rake -j 10 -m check:server:all

Reports

rspec is invoked for each host. Therefore, the output is something like this:

$ rake spec
env TARGET_HOST=web-10 /usr/bin/ruby -S rspec spec/web/apache2_spec.rb spec/all/debian_spec.rb
......

Finished in 0.99715 seconds
6 examples, 0 failures

env TARGET_HOST=web-11 /usr/bin/ruby -S rspec spec/web/apache2_spec.rb spec/all/debian_spec.rb
......

Finished in 1.45411 seconds
6 examples, 0 failures

This does not scale well if you have dozens or hundreds of hosts to test. Moreover, the output is mangled with parallel execution. Fortunately, rspec comes with the ability to save results in JSON format. Those per-host results can then be consolidated into a single JSON file. All this can be done in the Rakefile:

  1. For each task, set rspec_opts to --format json --out ./reports/current/#{target}.json. This is done automatically by the subclass ServerspecTask which also handles passing the hostname in an environment variable and a more concise and colored output.

  2. Add a task to collect the generated JSON files into a single report. The test source code is also embedded in the report to make it self-sufficient. Moreover, this task is executed automatically by adding it as a dependency of the last serverspec-related task.

Have a look at the complete Rakefile for more details on how this is done.

A very simple web-based viewer can handle those reports2. It shows the test results as a matrix with failed tests in red:

Report viewer example

Clicking on any test will display the necessary information to troubleshoot errors, including the test short description, the complete test code, the expectation message and the backtrace:

Report viewer showing detailed error

I hope this additional layer will help making serverspec another feather in the “IT” cap, between an automation tool and a supervision tool.


  1. A Rakefile is a Makefile where tasks and their dependencies are described in plain Ruby. rake will execute them in the appropriate order. 

  2. The viewer is available in the GitHub repository in the viewer/ directory. 

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Spannend.
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